750 lbs and need to loose weight fast?

so basically like the question says i need to get a hunkalicious body for the beach so i can get all the hunny beach Bunnies. Any tips out there to loose weight fast? like ASAP. btw I’m going to florida next week so responses wanted quickly. THANK YOU. =)
P.S. i hate veggies they suck unless i put chocolate syrup on them then i just nomnom nom nom nom them up yummy.

Related Items

Related posts:

Comments

27 Responses to “750 lbs and need to loose weight fast?”
  1. lovible_101 says:

    Wow stop eating. That’ll do it for you!

  2. Super says:

    Get lyposuction fatty

  3. Borat says:

    750 lbs?
    are you a human or a buffalo ?

    You will NEVER get any bunnies.

  4. smith.1996 says:

    LMAO!

    i hope this is a joke.

    haha it made my day.

  5. Mike says:

    750 lbs huh? haha

  6. ? ? says:

    cut both legs off

  7. Mary S says:

    It’s not gonna happen by Summer.

  8. Philllip says:

    Ride a road bike for long periods of time.

  9. H8 ME says:

    Cut off all your limbs? That’ll shed some excess weight real quick

  10. Jessica says:

    Eat often but in little portions. And exercise, I hate exercising i really do but once i get into it im in! Just try =) I wish you the best of luck I really do!! Don’t try any faulty diets they are really rubbish! Gooodluck =)

  11. Runs With Pancakes says:

    surgery?

  12. I ? Cookies says:

    This seems fake…. Join Biggest Loser

  13. ericmassey1983@sbcglobal.net says:

    dude, you are not suppose to drink the bong water

  14. live for the moment says:

    You’ve got to be kidding me. You obviously don’t care that much or you’d learn to eat the veggies and give up the junk food.

  15. Mia M says:

    No way you can get to a “hunk” type of body for florida next week. Im anorexic and it took me a month to go from 135 to 108. And thats a restriction of 500 or less cals a day. so good luck with that, eat healthier and exercise is all you can do ….or if yur rich-liposuction.

    holy fhk im sick of haters on anorexia, let us live our lives the way we want to and yu can live yurs the way yu want to kthnx.

  16. ?my BoOtY got SwAgg? says:

    whoah.! how can those fat sausages u call fingers even manage to type on a computer keyboard.?? that’s amazing…

  17. cymru_baby says:

    8| its going to take you so long to lose that.
    STOP EATING. or throw up everytime you do dude because letting yourself get to 750 pounds is jsut INSANE.

  18. TehMester says:

    Roll down a hill for 2 hours everyday. Eat healthy and no more sugar snacks. Eat fruits for glucose/sugar and drink lots of water. And Since its next week Go get lipo then roll down a hill.

  19. Luz says:

    sorry, but if u wanna lose weight super fast all there is to do is get liposuction. For your weight,750, it’s gonna take hella long to lose it. I weigh 175 and have been struggling like crazy to lose it. i have only lost about 10 in 2 months, with daily exercise and diet change.
    Work out daily, but don’t over do it. Change how you eat. Reduce your sugar and carbs intake. That makes you gain weight fast.

    Don’t worry, you’ll get there just don’t anticipate to lose it immediately. It will take some time.
    best of luck, Luz.

  20. Swagalicious says:

    It’s not gunna happen in 2 weeks!!! Try nutrisystem or stop eating and work out every second or your life!

  21. tanasia says:

    i think you should go on the special k diet it worked well 4 me n my fiance. the special k water will do the trick seriously go by some s k water drink with every meal and i guarantee you will notice a change in a week. its not what you eat its how much you eat the water makes you full for me all day also try the s k meal bars eat a bar and drink a bottle of sk water and watch your lbs melt away. worked 4 me good luck (oh in it taste great)
    and is very cheap. and never mind your haters they suck.

  22. xgirlygirl says:

    Um…gets some gastric bypass. And how do you let yourself go like this? Why don’t you work on getting out of bed for 5 minutes a day this week ;)

  23. Ohjeez, elma. says:

    Stuff those veggies up yer ass.

  24. Last2Fall says:

    sit on that toilet seat! and never get off… what did you eat? your parents?

  25. B says:

    haha, that’s probably one of the most disgusting things I’ve heard in a while. If you cared the slightest, you would of been worrying about this weeks before your vacation. You’re hopeless if you plan on loosing lots of weight in one week.

    Then yet again, since you’re way overweight, it may come off really fast.

  26. Breezyboo01 says:

    woahhhhhhhh:)))Thats alot
    RUNNN
    WALKK
    JOGGG
    And Chilll

  27. A little Southern Comfort says:

    You sound hot! Don’t worry about losing the weight, your totally gonna get all the beach bunnies regardless!
    I think Chocolate syrup on veggies is a great idea and when you lay on the beach soaking up that sun, working on your bodacious tan, I would recommend that you whip out some carrot sticks (To show others you care about yourself) and then saturate those bad boys in chocolate syrup and just nomnom nom nom then up right there on the beach!

    You’re going to look amazing with your tan (Tans slim your down) so don’t even worry about it!!! I would totally hook up with you in a heart beat and eat chocolate covered baked fish, roasted chicken, sushi, and baby carrots all day long with you, you sexy boy!!